Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via illest-kid)
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
well that escalated quickly
(via stephanietrieuchootrain)
OMGF THIS IS PERFECT
my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect
(Source: mosbyy, via kathietran)
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
(Source: sunndogg, via illest-kid)
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
(Source: drunkpeeta, via illest-kid)